Images:
train,
tree,
car,
morty,
rick,
Script:
Rick say "Hey Morty, Why are the railroad tracks angry?"
Morty say "Dunno."
Rick say "Because people are always crossing them."
Wait for 0.8 seconds.
Morty say "Hmmm. What do you give a train driver for Christmas?"
Rick say "Ah.. Ho. Let's see..."
Morty say "Platform shoes!"
Wait for 1 seconds.
Rick say "James hasn't arrived yet!"